Quotes from Trevor Balthrop
"We only attract the attention of those most important to us." - Trevor Balthrop
"Only on Tuesdays." - Trevor Balthrop
"If your dreams don't scare the sh** out of you, you're not dreaming big enough!" - Trevor Balthrop
"If I could I would and since I can I will!" - Trevor Balthrop
"How do you properly shake someone's hand if when you meet, one of you is hanging upside down?" - Trevor Balthrop
"It's Monday. Friday is just around the corner. And the corner is Wednesday." - Trevor Balthrop
"Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it." - Confucius
Rejection makes you more creative.
It's never too late to reinvent the bicycle.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into Tom Hanks from Cast Away.
If you were caught in a pickle, couldn't you just eat your way out of it?
The best revenge is massive success.
Self-learning = More earnings.
Compl3x1ty < Length. Rethink your passwords people.
We are all born ignorant, but must work hard to remain stupid. - Ben Franklin
It's funny how squares can make circles if triangled correctly.
I'd rather fight for dangerous freedom, than live with peaceful slavery.
Pass gas, not judgement.
It is what it is unless it's a pig. At that point it's bacon. Mmm bacon.
Do your best forget the rest!
Expect the worst but give your best. You'll be surprised at what you find.
Self-discipline is easy-peezy lemon-squeezy.
The moment you limit yourself to one thing, is also the moment you limit yourself away from everything else. Therefore, I Trevor Balthrop, have an unlimited amount of limited possibilities!
Trevor Balthrop. Making hard things easy, and easy things hard.
Desirable disadvantage or undesirable disadvantage? Are you David or Goliath?
No gripe, no hype!
Complaining only stunts your growth. Fighting only makes it worse.
Of course you would be barking up the wrong tree! All trees already have bark on them.
Sometimes sorry isn't put the way you want it. However, you'll be sorry not to accept it.
There is no such think as overthinging.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. Anyone know what a diddle is?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
If you can't learn to do without, how will you ever be able to deal with what's within?
Note to self: Do not be a genital of any type.
I have a Knock Knock joke but you have to start it.
We all work hard to make things easy.
I wonder how hard it is for a Leprechaun to find another leprechaun?
When asked why. For some it is light. For some it's sound.
Get your motor runnin', Motorboat like crazy.
Man Kegles. There I said it... Someone had to!
How do you do it? You do it to it!
My life is interesting. Your life is too!
Hashtags look like waffle fries.
Unexpect the unexpected
Sometimes life throws you curveballs, and then you remember you were playing soccer.
Learn not only from your own mistakes.
Jimmy Carter thinks you're a nutcase if you deny climate control. Probably because he took Nuclear Physics in college. But he also thinks you're a nutcase if you think money should fund political campaigns. Probably because he went to 6th grade.
Busier than a cat on a hot tin roof!
One small step for man. One cha-cha slide to the left for women.
Like a cold booger on a paper plate...
I can't wrap my head around the fact that some people seriously thought for one second that they could wrap their heads around something.
Persistence is key
The distance is me;
Waiting to see
What patience will be
I'm cornfused...
I put my pants on 3 legs at a time. I hope I made this moment awkward for you.
Who controls your switches? You shouldn't let them push your buttons too.
Age is a number, but math is a problem.
Do you believe what you're seeing? Or do you believe it's only a reflection cast from your eyeballs?
They get what they ask for, instead of getting what they asked for.
I guess some people never learn that some people never learn.
I believe the only downfall to heaven is the wait you have for everyone else you love to get there.
Remember, don't count your chickens before they hatch. You'll never know when you might get a Rooster.
Be happy with what you have because it's not all that you got. When I was kid I was happy even with a box of rocks.
When a liar slips up, it shows dishonesty. When an honest person slips up, it shows room for improvement. Always make an honest mistake!
Speaking portions of the truth to deceive is just clever craftmanship for destruction.
Those that try too hard, never had to try to begin with.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, a glance is worth a million more.
Be who you are and say what you mean. Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind! - Dr. Seuss
The best thinkers never really thought about it first.
Build Nuclear Peace! Not Atomic Weapons.
I love Earth sweat.
That feeling you get when you wake up and read a stupid quote such as mine for example.
It's important to remember your past and do everything you can not to live in it.
Don't hate on me because you aint... not... on me?
The quicker you are first, the slower you are last.
When you're a kid you notice more than you can say
When you grow up you notice more than you can think
The early bird gets the Belgian Waffle Slam at Denny's
How is it you can not speak to someone, whom all you did was speak too, when no one else was there to speak to them?
Help Your Literal Self
Don't beat a dead horse. It could come back to haunt you.
You don't even know, if you only knew
If only you could understand, I maybe would tell you
Training is draining but I'm gaining braining!
Be intense with common sense.
If you're going to steal a snake, what makes you think putting it down your pants is a good idea?
There's a vacancy sign hanging from your ass and my foot is looking for a room.
"Nature does nothing uselessly" - Aristotle
There are so many things I wind up missing. I'd jot them down but it's too long for listing.
Don't steal beers or you'll get 10 years.
Delusions of the grandeur, or logic of the unknown?
Everyone wants a piece of the pie but no one ever eats the crust.
Barwoozy - another word for being drunk!
I boo Blue 'cause I'm red instead
Today, I didn't clap for anybody. I clapped for everybody.
"The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury." - Charlie Chaplin
What do you want right now to sound like?
You realize more the more you realize.
Let's let bygones be Decepticons
Try to piece together riffraff. Dispose of all the brain's work. Like walking down the wrong path. Thoroughly trudging about the pain's murk.